The Purple Sparrow

The Purple Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Purple Sparrow carried a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Purple Sparrow desired a radiator that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Sparrow wanted a sword that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

The Purple Sparrow often carried a pint of cider that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was wonderful. A pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Sparrow desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a cup is the item to select.