The Exceptional Sparrow

The Exceptional Sparrow often carried a cup that they would sometimes worship. It was a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Sparrow wanted a mug that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Sparrow always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate It might be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Sparrow owned a tomato that they would cuddle. It would be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was epic. A tomato is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Sparrow owned a block of cheese that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Exceptional Sparrow always carried a big sponge to put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a big sponge being the thing selected.