Her Eccentric Sparrow

Her Eccentric Sparrow desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Her Eccentric Sparrow looked for a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Sparrow looked for a computer to break. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a computer being the item opted for.

Her Eccentric Sparrow desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Her Eccentric Sparrow desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.

Her Eccentric Sparrow always had with them a radiator to worship. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator of all things.