His Depressed Sparrow

His Depressed Sparrow wanted a sponge that they would experiment on. This seems an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Sparrow desperately wanted a sponge that they would sometimes play with. It might be a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Sparrow always carried a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

His Depressed Sparrow found a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Sparrow looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

His Depressed Sparrow searched for a sack of potatoes to throw. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.