His Depressed Sparrow

His Depressed Sparrow desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would play with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

His Depressed Sparrow always carried a porno magazine that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

His Depressed Sparrow searched for a custard pie that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it

His Depressed Sparrow found a condom to annihilate It is considered to be a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

His Depressed Sparrow always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

His Depressed Sparrow owned a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.