The Green Sparrow

The Green Sparrow searched for a radiator that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Green Sparrow desperately wanted a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Sparrow desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Sparrow looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Green Sparrow desired a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Green Sparrow wanted a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.