Fucking Sparrow

Fucking Sparrow carried a cup that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a cup was the item that was selected.

Fucking Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Sparrow searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. It is a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Sparrow owned a little monkey that they would often throw. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Sparrow carried a set square that they liked to eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen thing.

Fucking Sparrow often carried a condom that they would often smash. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was fun. A condom being the thing selected.