The Talented Sparrow

The Talented Sparrow needed a crown that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A crown of all things.

The Talented Sparrow desperately craved for a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Talented Sparrow looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Sparrow desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to hug. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Talented Sparrow desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A dildo being the item selected.

The Talented Sparrow often carried a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.