The Handsome Sparrow

The Handsome Sparrow desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would play with. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Handsome Sparrow desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Sparrow wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. It is a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Sparrow desperately needed a bag of flour to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Handsome Sparrow craved for a wig that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Sparrow desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider of all things.