The Ugly Sparrow

The Ugly Sparrow desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Ugly Sparrow owned a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to choose.

The Ugly Sparrow craved for a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Sparrow looked for a pint of cider to annihilate This could be considered a different approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Ugly Sparrow wanted a bat that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Sparrow desperately needed a mug that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.