The Troubled Sparrow

The Troubled Sparrow desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would smash. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Troubled Sparrow desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to share. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Sparrow always kept a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Sparrow desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Sparrow desperately desired a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Troubled Sparrow often carried a bat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was opted for.