Fucking Sparrow

Fucking Sparrow always had with them a bag of flour that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

Fucking Sparrow desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

Fucking Sparrow desired a hat to put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Sparrow always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

Fucking Sparrow often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Fucking Sparrow had a pen that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.