Big Sparrow

Big Sparrow often carried a rubber chicken that they would often smash. It should have been a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Big Sparrow always had with them a mug that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A mug is the thing that was chosen.

Big Sparrow needed a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Big Sparrow needed a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

Big Sparrow desired a chocolate bar that they would annihilate It was an astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Big Sparrow searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes break. This seems a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a lava lamp having that done to it