Dodgy Sparrow

Dodgy Sparrow desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. This seems a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Sparrow looked for a hat that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Sparrow desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Sparrow looked for a computer that they would sometimes worship. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Sparrow found a pen that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Sparrow always had with them a big sponge that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.