Their Troubled Sparrow

Their Troubled Sparrow owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It was a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

Their Troubled Sparrow needed a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. It was a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Their Troubled Sparrow needed a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator having that done to it

Their Troubled Sparrow looked for a little monkey to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Their Troubled Sparrow found a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Their Troubled Sparrow craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to select.