The Adorable Sparrow

The Adorable Sparrow desperately needed a pen that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Sparrow craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was amazing. A lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Adorable Sparrow owned a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It might be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Sparrow owned a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.

The Adorable Sparrow had a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Adorable Sparrow had a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.