The Big Sparrow

The Big Sparrow desperately needed a rubber johnny to play with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Big Sparrow always carried a can of Tango that they would hug. It was an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Big Sparrow desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Big Sparrow always kept a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Big Sparrow found a bottle of wine that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Sparrow desperately looked for a pint of cider to put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.