The Adorable Sparrow

The Adorable Sparrow often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put on his head. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Adorable Sparrow often carried a pint of beer that they would throw. This seems a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Adorable Sparrow desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Sparrow always kept a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Sparrow always had with them a crown to demolish. It might have been a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Adorable Sparrow searched for a set square that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.