The Worrisome Sparrow

The Worrisome Sparrow desperately needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Sparrow looked for a set square that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Worrisome Sparrow desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Sparrow always carried a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Sparrow looked for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. This seems to be an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Sparrow needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.