His Bum Loving Sparrow

His Bum Loving Sparrow owned a ball that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing to opt for.

His Bum Loving Sparrow always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Sparrow desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often play with. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Sparrow needed a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer of all things.

His Bum Loving Sparrow found a CD player to put up their bum. This might appear to be a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to opt for.

His Bum Loving Sparrow carried a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.