A Lovely Sparrow

A Lovely Sparrow needed a pen that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pen being the item selected.

A Lovely Sparrow desperately needed a computer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to select.

A Lovely Sparrow always carried a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Sparrow desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Sparrow owned a vibrator that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

A Lovely Sparrow owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.