A Handsome Sparrow

A Handsome Sparrow desperately craved for a spade to put on his head. This might appear to be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. A spade of all things.

A Handsome Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be wonderful. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Sparrow desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Sparrow always kept a helmet that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Sparrow desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often worship. It is a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Sparrow desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a cup was the item that was opted for.