Retarded Sparrow

Retarded Sparrow carried a wig that they would smash. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

Retarded Sparrow desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Sparrow desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes demolish. It was an odd activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Sparrow found a bag of flour that they would drop. It might have been a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Sparrow wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Sparrow desperately searched for a crown to rub on his belly. It would be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a crown being the item selected.