The Foolish Sparrow

The Foolish Sparrow owned a pen to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

The Foolish Sparrow always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. It was an original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Foolish Sparrow desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Sparrow carried a cup to demolish. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Sparrow needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Sparrow owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.