His Crypting Sparrow

His Crypting Sparrow often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Sparrow craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Sparrow desperately searched for a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Sparrow needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Sparrow desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Crypting Sparrow always kept a vibrator to sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.