Tired Sparrow

Tired Sparrow always had with them a ball that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Tired Sparrow always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Tired Sparrow desperately wanted a piece of paper to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Tired Sparrow always carried a chocolate bar to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Tired Sparrow always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

Tired Sparrow always kept a wig that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.