Boring Sparrow

Boring Sparrow desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Boring Sparrow had a big sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

Boring Sparrow desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen thing.

Boring Sparrow always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

Boring Sparrow desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Boring Sparrow looked for a teapot to smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.