The Big Sparrow

The Big Sparrow searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes break. One might say this is a different action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Big Sparrow always kept a mug that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Sparrow always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Big Sparrow craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Sparrow always carried a computer that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a computer is the item that was chosen.

The Big Sparrow searched for a can of Tango that they would worship. It might have been an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.