His Weary Sparrow

His Weary Sparrow always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

His Weary Sparrow needed a radiator that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be magnificent. A radiator is the item to opt for.

His Weary Sparrow searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

His Weary Sparrow desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bat being the thing selected.

His Weary Sparrow desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider having that done to it

His Weary Sparrow desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often experiment on. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.