The Confused Sparrow

The Confused Sparrow carried a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. This seems an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Sparrow wanted a bottle of coke that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Sparrow desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes experiment on. It is an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Confused Sparrow desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Confused Sparrow always had with them a rubber chicken to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Confused Sparrow always had with them a tomato that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.