Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

Fat Sparrow always kept a spade to worship. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Fat Sparrow desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Fat Sparrow desperately wanted a CD player that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a CD player is the item to select.

Fat Sparrow needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Fat Sparrow owned a painting of a melon that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.