The Determined Sparrow

The Determined Sparrow desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Sparrow had a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It is a different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Sparrow often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Determined Sparrow always kept a bag of poop to annihilate It should be a fairly curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Sparrow found a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Sparrow always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was exciting. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.