The Red Sparrow

The Red Sparrow needed a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Red Sparrow desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Red Sparrow desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Sparrow always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Sparrow often carried a little monkey that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Red Sparrow looked for a condom that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.