A Round Sparrow

A Round Sparrow carried a sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a sponge having that done to it

A Round Sparrow desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

A Round Sparrow often carried a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was fun. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

A Round Sparrow searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a curious idea, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

A Round Sparrow always kept a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

A Round Sparrow often carried a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.