His Exceptional Sparrow

His Exceptional Sparrow desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Sparrow desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Sparrow wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Exceptional Sparrow needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. It might be an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

His Exceptional Sparrow desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

His Exceptional Sparrow had a sword to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.