Their Fat Sparrow

Their Fat Sparrow found a hat that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing opted for.

Their Fat Sparrow desperately craved for a tomato that they would often hug. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Sparrow desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Fat Sparrow craved for a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Strangely, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Sparrow searched for a hat to worship. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A hat being the thing opted for.

Their Fat Sparrow wanted a stretchman that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been an odd idea, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.