My Lonely Sparrow

My Lonely Sparrow desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

My Lonely Sparrow desired a bat that they would often sit and look at. It was a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Sparrow found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

My Lonely Sparrow wanted a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. It should be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Sparrow wanted a painting of a melon that they would throw. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Sparrow always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.