A Bum Loving Sparrow

A Bum Loving Sparrow always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Sparrow carried a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Sparrow always had with them a mug that they would sit and look at. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Sparrow desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be out of this world. A ball is the item to opt for.

A Bum Loving Sparrow wanted a ball that they would cuddle. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

A Bum Loving Sparrow desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to opt for.