The Scary Sparrow

The Scary Sparrow always kept a sponge that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Scary Sparrow always had with them a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Sparrow always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. It might be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Sparrow owned a CD player to rub on his belly. This is certainly a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a CD player having that done to it

The Scary Sparrow carried a spade that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Scary Sparrow always had with them a toilet brush that they would eat. It would have been a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a toilet brush of all things.