Their Grumpy Sparrow

Their Grumpy Sparrow had a cucumber that they would throw. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber being the item selected.

Their Grumpy Sparrow desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Sparrow found a stapler that they would experiment on. It was an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Sparrow always had with them a spade that they would insert somewhere. It would be a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade being the item selected.

Their Grumpy Sparrow owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. It might be an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

Their Grumpy Sparrow wanted a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand of all things.