A Gentle Sparrow

A Gentle Sparrow desperately craved for a block of cheese to throw. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Gentle Sparrow desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Sparrow desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

A Gentle Sparrow needed a vibrator that they sometimes share. It might be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

A Gentle Sparrow desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

A Gentle Sparrow desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.