Her Horny Sparrow

Her Horny Sparrow craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Her Horny Sparrow desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.

Her Horny Sparrow desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

Her Horny Sparrow desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. This could be considered an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be fun. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Her Horny Sparrow owned a bat that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

Her Horny Sparrow always had with them a mug to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was selected.