Nervous Sparrow

Nervous Sparrow desperately craved for a sponge that they would worship. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be sublime. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Nervous Sparrow desperately searched for a stapler to worship. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Nervous Sparrow desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be fun. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Nervous Sparrow wanted a crown that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

Nervous Sparrow often carried a sack of potatoes to put on his head. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Nervous Sparrow desired a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.