Their Big Sparrow

Their Big Sparrow had a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to select.

Their Big Sparrow desperately looked for a pen that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

Their Big Sparrow wanted a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Their Big Sparrow looked for a CD player that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Their Big Sparrow wanted a pint of beer to throw. This could be considered a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Their Big Sparrow always carried a vibrator that they would sometimes break. It should be an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.