The Purple Sparrow

The Purple Sparrow carried a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. It is a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Sparrow always carried a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Purple Sparrow always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Sparrow desperately craved for a little monkey that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was stunning. A little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Sparrow always had with them a cup to eat. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Sparrow wanted a pencil sharpener to smash. One might say this is a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.