Her Horny Sparrow

Her Horny Sparrow needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Her Horny Sparrow desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

Her Horny Sparrow searched for a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is simply life. A stapler is the thing to opt for.

Her Horny Sparrow had a melon that they would experiment on. It would have been an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Her Horny Sparrow wanted a pen that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Sparrow always carried a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.