The Little Sparrow

The Little Sparrow desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Little Sparrow carried a hat that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item selected.

The Little Sparrow desperately looked for a radiator that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Little Sparrow carried a dildo to put on his head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Little Sparrow often carried a melon that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Little Sparrow desperately looked for a bag of flour that they liked to worship. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.