Humorous Quips

Life can be stressful and difficult. That is why we need to have a sense of humour, and laughter in our lives. Without laughter, life would be intolerable. Where there is laughter, there is joy and happiness.

Here are some humorous quips spoken in jest or without too much thought. Remember the ones you like, and help to spread some laughter. People who spread joy and laughter are well-liked, and welcomed wherever they go.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. - John Green

Every time I think about exercise, I lie down till the thought goes away. – Unknown

Basic research is what I am doing when I don’t know what I am doing. - Werhner von Braun

Life seems to drag until you’re 17, then you blink and you’re 35 with a beer belly and only 4 friends left. - Unknown

I realise I may not be everyone’s cup of tea. I’d rather be someone’s shot of Tequila anyway. - Unknown

Before you let yourself go, be sure you can get yourself back. - Dr. Roger Michael Ashley Allen

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

A man may conquer with a sword, but he can be conquered with a kiss. - Pano George Karkanis

You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. - Hy Gardner

Families with babies, and families without babies, are so sorry for each other. - Edgar Watson Howe

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