Humorous Quips

One way of relieving stress is to have a good laugh. Laughter might not solve your problems but it will help you to forget your problems for a while. When you come back to them in a better frame of mind, and a fresh pair of eyes, you might find that the problems are not actually such a big deal.

Take a look at today’s quips, remember the ones you like and go make your friends laugh. They will be impressed with your wit, and you will be very popular because we all like a person who can make us laugh.

Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.

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As long as there are birthday gifts, I don’t mind celebrating my birthdays every day. - Unknown

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The woman who tells her real age is either too young to have anything to lose, or too old to have anything to gain. - Unknown

You know what they say about skydivers, right? There are old skydivers and bold skydivers, but there are no old, bold skydivers. - Jeff Wuorio

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose. - Evan Esar

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. - Will Rogers

Nowadays, the only occasions that seem to bring families together are weddings and funerals. - Julia McNamara

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. - Doug Larson

Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open. - Unknown

There’s a right way and a wrong way to do everything, and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way. - Colonel Potter

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All quotes are from 👉 Here- my own collection.

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