Humorous Quips

It is said that laughter improves our immune system’s ability to protect our bodies. “The act of laughing increases the production of immune cells and antibodies in your blood so you can mount a stronger response to germs and infections”. That is why people who have a cheerful disposition are less prone to illnesses. And if they fall ill, their cheerful disposition will help them to recover faster.

Laughter truly is good medicine. So, laugh whenever you can, spread laughter wherever you go. We all like a person who can make us laugh.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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I refuse to admit I’m more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. - Steven Wright

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions. - Robert Brault

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

My life is one long blooper reel! - Tom Wilson

I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social. - Woody Allen

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whisky. - Unknown

I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy. - Jarod Kintz

After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head. - Edgar Watson Howe

There’s one advantage to being 102. There’s no peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizener

I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book. - Gloria Swanson

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